Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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