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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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