I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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