His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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