so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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