do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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