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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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