Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize