You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm passing your future prison.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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