i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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