Dual....:-)
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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