It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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