He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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