id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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