They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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