This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
