so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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