i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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