My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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