I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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