I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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