rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
