I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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