More tranny stories later!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Buhtt sex?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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