Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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