he shaved USA in his pubs
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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