Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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