She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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