Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.