Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
That's what I'm talking about
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...