Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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