Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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