how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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