i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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