guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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