I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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