i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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