it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my shit smells like andre
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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