i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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