Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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