Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So vagazzling was a success
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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