Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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