Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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