My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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