I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
NoShamevember. You game?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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