i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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