Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I looked at my own cervix.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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