Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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