I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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