love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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