what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wish you could order shots online.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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