the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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