There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
