I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
