Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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