I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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