Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dear god my vagina.
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