They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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